I stumble across The Secret website and think, "Well, I've heard of this pop concept, so I'll go take a look," and click past the splash screen (hello!) and see that they list "Featured Teachers."
It seems that women don't have much to offer in the Featured Teachers department. Well, four out of twenty-four people happen to be women.
Funny how this happens. Women don't innovate, and now, it seems, women have nothing to teach, at least about "The Secret." [cue dramatic music stinger]
So what is The Secret? Apparently a penis helps answer that question.