Press releases = SPAM release.
The White House SPAM Secretary was handing SPAM to reporters.
More and more as blogs take hold, the once mainstream media seems to be taking on aspects of SPAM.
Press releases as SPAM releases.
"Now for the late breaking SPAM from the White House." Or, "flash. The latest SPAM release." Or "This SPAM, just in."
A generation ago, when we were kids, we were spared, "And that's the SPAM that is - - [Today's date.] This is Walter Cronkite, CBS news, goodnight"