» We interrupt your day to inform you that Oprah is not gay
18 July 2006 - 7:23am
We interrupt your day to inform you that Oprah is not gay
By media girl
Repeat: Oprah is not gay. --Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, of course!
"The truth is, if we were gay, we would tell you, because there's nothing wrong with being gay," says King.
But she's not gay. So don't go around thinking that Oprah is gay, because that would be wrong. You have it on the authority of no less than O magazine. So don't think that any more, if you did.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled entertainment news.
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» We interrupt your day to inform you that Oprah is not gay
Comments
Fine, she's not gay.
But is she lesbian?
;)
- Sour Duck
that she just had to say it publicly. But is she bisexual? Otherworldly relationship my a@@. That sounds about as lesbian as it gets. They're soulmates but it's not sexual?
*tsk tsk*