They call it "a monument to pro-life." I don't know. It seems to me like a monument to something else. (I'm left wondering how many women give birth doggy style?)
â€œMonument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,â€? believed Pro-Lifeâ€™s first monument to the â€˜act of giving birth,â€™ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spearsâ€™ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Seanâ€™s head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-divaâ€™s pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bearâ€™s ears with â€˜water-retentiveâ€™ hands.
â€œBritney provides inspiration for those struggling with the â€˜right choiceâ€™,â€? said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from Londonâ€™s The Art Newspaper. â€œShe was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman,â€? said Edwards.
Yeah, that's it. Right. Uh huh. That's why people are coming here from Google looking for "hairy armpit girl" and "girl fucks donkey."
But hey, you're not a real artist unless you can talk total bullshit, right?
Update: Is it a knife fetish?
A little birdie tells me Britney gave birth by caesarean:
Pop singer Britney Spears has given birth to a baby boy.
The baby was born Wednesday by caesarean section at the Santa Monica UCLA Medical Center in California, the magazine said.
Now go look at the oddball birthing posture in the Edwards fantasy. I have no further comment.