We've seen so many people exploit their children that it's become a sort of sordid and sad norm in our culture. But really, this is ridiculous.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

If you look at the picture, you can see that this is no diaper-smooshed poop. It's almost like someone was holding the babe when the movement took place. I imagine they had a crew shooting video, too. What do you think?

(Of course, this "sculpture" is by the same "artist" who depicted a birth-giving Britney Spears in a come-f*ck-me-doggy-style pose, which is even more ridiculous -- especially when it was a Caesarean birth.)

Unlike Forbes' kibbitzing scolding prediction, my guess is that Sumner Redstone is having no regrets for publicly shunning Tom Cruise. Scientology is starting to appear to be the least of his utter strangeness.

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