Vichy Dems - Past Redemption


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This isn't the first time

Ms. Jessica has rocked the boat. Remember?

JESSICA SIMPSON wants to know where missing footage of her and husband NICK LACHEY's harrowing trip to Iraq got to - because she thinks Americans would like to see just how bad conditions are there.

The pop singers-turned-reality TV couple travelled to the war-torn nation to visit US troops as part of a recent ABC TV variety special, and they were both left shellshocked by what they saw.

But all the controversial moments and harrowing footage of the trip didn't appear in the fun-filled TV show.

Simpson says, "It was unbelievable. They didn't show a lot of what really went on with the enemy attacks and the shelling. There was so much stuff that went on and somehow the tapes got mysteriously misplaced.

"It put everything in perspective for me. It really did teach me the definition of sacrifice. I can't even fathom being out there right now. I was ready to come home."

Who'd a thunk? Jessica Simpson -- not a poodle.

dblhelix's picture
Posted by dblhelix (not verified) on 17 March 2006 - 12:38am
and yet

her asshole father, who likes to rhapsodize about his daughter's "assets", seems to step right in and quiet her down. The corrected story has a very long quote by him:

Joe Simpson was adamant that his family are "big supporters" of the president.

"We are huge fans of him and of his family, his girls," Simpson said. "Jessica loves the heck out of him."

The actress, who refused to comment on the fundraiser, is scheduled to head back to New Mexico later Thursday to resume shooting in that state of her movie, "Employee of the Month," according to publicist Rob Shuter.

Then a Republican gives a quote about how Jessica is disappointing his daughter. Sleezy, these men.

Madman in the Marketplace's picture
Posted by Madman in the M... on 17 March 2006 - 7:50am