Poor Bill O'Reilly! He needs Christmas cheer.
For he's full of bile and venom this year.
He looks down upon us from his high, red nose,
He just doesn't like us. It's not just a pose.

Oh Bill O'Reilly! He sneers down on all.
His head is so big, but his heart is so small.
His burden is being a judge of all men.
He's so disappointed again and again.

Mad Bill O'Reilly! For him we must pray.
There's not enough holy in his Holiday.
He wants us to share Christian love, he has said,
Or he will come down and bust all our heads.

Sad Bill O'Reilly! There's hope for him yet.
You reap what you sow and you give what you get.
He's stuck in his hate rut, he can't break away.
So love Bill O'Reilly on this Christmas Day.

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