You must have seen the news stories over the years ... amputations of the hands of thieves, beheadings of adulterers. These are the things of the more extremist fundamentalist "traditions" embraced in the name of Islam.

Don't think Palestine. Don't think Jordan. Think Taliban. Think Iran.

Think ... Las Vegas???

Yes, that's right! The Las Vegas mayor is suggesting a definitely old-world approach to graffiti artists:

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has suggested that those who deface freeways with graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on television.

Goodman, appearing Wednesday on the "Nevada Newsmakers" television show, said, "In the old days in France, they had beheading of people who commit heinous crimes.

"You know, we have a beautiful highway landscaping redevelopment in our downtown. We have desert tortoises and beautiful paintings of flora and fauna. These punks come along and deface it.

"I'm saying maybe you put them on TV and cut off a thumb," the mayor added. "That may be the right thing to do."

Goodman also suggested that whippings or canings should be brought back for children who get into trouble.

That's right. Go medieval on taggers! And whip the children! Kilroy gets de-thumbed! One thing those Taliban folks knew how to do was keep artists and children in line!

And here you thought this was the 21st century! Silly you! Kind of gives a new meaning to "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Like your thumbs.

I think Las Vegas would better spend its money giving the honorable Mr. Goodman some anger-management classes. Maybe a prescription for thorazine.

[Via Lindsay]

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