On a day of good funnies, this is just priceless, from Povertybarn:

Official Change of Emblem

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Maybe, in this case, most of us would just prefer abstinence.

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