» Ding dong, it's Justice Sunday!

14 August 2005 - 10:34am

Ding dong, it's Justice Sunday!

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Time to sing hymns to the enslavement of women! Time to praise jebus for increasing the government's power! Time to say hallay-yeeha! for dominionist terrorists who bomb health centers, burn churches and shoot doctors! Time for a kum-bomb-yeah! for bombing civilians!

Time to praise the moneylords who change the money! Time to pray for good fortune of those who accelerate global warming and bring on the flood!

Time to preach the holy hatred of the peace-makers! Time to cast stones at the fallen! Time to heap righteous scorn upon the poor! Time to piously attack those who mourn the fallen soldiers, for they dare criticize the Holy Bush! Time to break out in joyful lies and cast them upon all outside the fold!

Blessed are the hateful, for they shall feel superior to everyone else! Blessed are the healthy, for they are not burdens upon our society! Blessed are the wealthy, for they can kick all of our asses! Blessed are the war-makers, for they shall bring on Armageddon!

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