2 February 2005 - 2:06am
The Responsibility Song
With apologies to John and Paul, and Ringo, and oh hell, George,too. You know the tune. Let's all sing along!...
In the time that I was born
Lived a man of...indignity.
And he told...us to live life
Without respon-sibility.
(chorus)
We all talk of responsibility.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
We all talk of responsiblity.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
Cut the tax. Run up the debt.
Take whatever that you can get.
Drill the Arctic. Dump in the streams.
Strip mine the mountains. Cut down more trees.
(chorus)
Because of gays, the sanctity
Of my marriage...is not to be.
I need laws...to keep me straight
And validation...for my hate.
(chorus)
It's the poor who bring us down.
They take our Welfare, sleep on the ground.
I just wish they'd go away.
(doo-doo-do-doo-deedle-do-do-doo-do-doo-do-doo...)
(chorus)
And viagra we get for free.
A holy pill for...virility.
Impregnate women. They cannot flee.
We have now outlawed...all their b.c.
(chorus)
It's a time ... when torture's good.
Forget Geneva. Give me a hood!
We do it in ... the name of Christ.
The unbelievers will pay the price!
(chorus)
And pay no mind to...the casualties.
With cruise missiles and M-16s
We teach Iraqis...democracy.
We get our oil, they get Pepsi.
(ha-ha-ha, yeehah!)
(chorus)
And so tonight our leader speaks.
It's time to shut-up, and just be meek!
We own the country. We have it made.
We're on a bloody freedom Crusade!
We all talk of responsibility.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
We all talk of responsiblity.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
We all talk of responsibility.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
We all talk of responsiblity.
Responsibility.
Responsibility.
We all talk of responsibility.
Responsibility.
Responsibility....
(fade out ... hopefully)
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