In case you haven't seen this yet, here is some "fair and balanced" reporting. I don't know which is more pathetic -- Jessica Simpson's eight dozen products (it's all about shelf space, doncha know), or this Fox chucklehead's eagerness to indulge in his own sexual depravity on national news.

I hope the owner of that arm got a hefty bonus for that day. You know, hazardous duty pay.

[Whence: Oliver Willis.]

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