23 June 2005 - 8:09pm
We will see fewer flags around
Flags attached to clothing? Stuck to cars? Flying in the dark? Flying in bad weather. Not folded at dusk? Desecration!
Let's see what the etiquette is according to an earlier (World War Two) Congress.
* The flag should never be dipped to any person or thing.
* The flag should never be flown upside down except as a distress signal.
* The flag should not be used as a drapery, or for covering a speakers desk, draping a platform, or for any decoration in general. Bunting of blue, white and red stripes is available for these purposes. The blue stripe of the bunting should be on the top.
* The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose. It should not be embroidered, printed or otherwise impressed on such articles as cushions, handkerchiefs, napkins, boxes, or anything intended to be discarded after temporary use. Advertising signs should not be attached to the staff or halyard
* The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, fireman, policeman and members of patriotic organizations.
* The flag should never have placed on it, or attached to it, any mark, insignia, letter, word, number, figure, or drawing of any kind.
* The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything.
* When the flag is lowered, no part of it should touch the ground or any other object; it should be received by waiting hands and arms. To store the flag it should be folded neatly and ceremoniously. The flag should be cleaned and mended when necessary.
* The flag may be flown at night only if it is illuminated.
* The flag should be displayed during daylight hours, if the weather is good, especially on government holidays. (An all-weather flag should be used when weather is inclement.)
* The flag should never be placed in the trash. When a flag is so worn it is no longer fit to serve as a symbol of our country, it should be destroyed by burning in a dignified manner, preferably in private.
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Comments
It sounds like the wingnuts are the ones potentially in danger here. How many fucktards put an American flag on their bumper, leaving it covered in road grime? How many dimwatts fly a flag day and night, without illumination, and can't get off their fat lazy arses to take the flag down in bad weather? How many chuckleheads have American flag t-shirts with mustard stains?
If this is what they want, then let's lock up them folks who think it's patriotic to have a flag on your fucking underwear. If anything constitutes desecration, it's skidmarks.